Significant thoughts that sum up the first Tuesday of the Spring '08 semester at Cunter College:
- Fat girls don't care if their clothes don't fit them. I had a view of three separate asscracks at one time.
- Too many grad school pricks are passing themselves off as professors and teaching my classes. 1 over 1/2 may be ambiguous, but so is my math teacher's sexuality.
- Coolie people really need to vote, and ,not as my mother says, "Long their tongues out." Actually, I don't know what that fuck that means either.
Quote of the day: "You shouldn't be satisfied with anything." -My Cog Sci prof, who is as cute as a button. He is literally a bunny rabbit, with glasses and an inverse mohawk. That aside. I sure as hell AM NOT satisfied with anything, let alone the quality of my education in comparison to the cost. This ridiculous $101.35 textbook better have the meaning of fucking life in it.
3 comments:
awww, c'mon. all grad students aren't pricks! that is, i sure plan to pass myself off as a bad-ass prof next year... and i mean, seriously, can't you keep the insults gender-neutral? :P
(hint: start taking hard classes! or at least the ones where the numbers are bigger)
Aww youre cultured. im bored, and homework, and practicing is a pain. entertain me
hey sandy, it's JP from high school. Love your rant. I hope that book does have the meaning of life in it.
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