Pictures are worth a few bitchy words

In the spirit of ennui, procrastination, "underground" magazines that run liquor and high fashion ads, valuable judgements of what is cool and what is gay and what is stupid and what is awesome and the tradition of witty self-mockery that is simultaneously commendable and hypocritical... lost my train of thought... anyway, in the spirit of Vice magazine I give you: DOs and DON'Ts. Version Sandhya.

DO

Only if its your birthday, so no one will call you a pretentious cockhead who thinks she's allowed to wear sunglasses at night. And only when you're too far gone to give a fuck what people say. You'll only call them a pussy and spit in their drink anyway.

DON'T

Be the last to show up and the first to pass out.

Okay... so I would have more to say if this was an actual picture of someone, but since I don't want to get into libel and slander and all that shit I can't put the real pic up. I wonder how Vice gets away with it? Probably because no one reads that shit anyway, except me. Will keep it going with the dos and donts, once I start photographing strangers and not people who can sue me.

You know what, blog? You deserve to be written in.

Significant thoughts that sum up the first Tuesday of the Spring '08 semester at Cunter College:

• Fat girls don't care if their clothes don't fit them. I had a view of three separate asscracks at one time.
• Too many grad school pricks are passing themselves off as professors and teaching my classes. 1 over 1/2 may be ambiguous, but so is my math teacher's sexuality.
• Coolie people really need to vote, and ,not as my mother says, "Long their tongues out." Actually, I don't know what that fuck that means either.

Quote of the day: "You shouldn't be satisfied with anything." -My Cog Sci prof, who is as cute as a button. He is literally a bunny rabbit, with glasses and an inverse mohawk. That aside. I sure as hell AM NOT satisfied with anything, let alone the quality of my education in comparison to the cost. This ridiculous $101.35 textbook better have the meaning of fucking life in it.

आजा रे मेरे दिलबर आजा <--thats fucking awesome. संध्या दहरी <--thats my name in Devangri script. <3the internet.

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