Pictures are worth a few bitchy words

In the spirit of ennui, procrastination, "underground" magazines that run liquor and high fashion ads, valuable judgements of what is cool and what is gay and what is stupid and what is awesome and the tradition of witty self-mockery that is simultaneously commendable and hypocritical... lost my train of thought... anyway, in the spirit of Vice magazine I give you: DOs and DON'Ts. Version Sandhya.

DO

Only if its your birthday, so no one will call you a pretentious cockhead who thinks she's allowed to wear sunglasses at night. And only when you're too far gone to give a fuck what people say. You'll only call them a pussy and spit in their drink anyway.

DON'T

Be the last to show up and the first to pass out.

Okay... so I would have more to say if this was an actual picture of someone, but since I don't want to get into libel and slander and all that shit I can't put the real pic up. I wonder how Vice gets away with it? Probably because no one reads that shit anyway, except me. Will keep it going with the dos and donts, once I start photographing strangers and not people who can sue me.